April 1, 2019

Banner Sign Company is expanding services beyond signage to signings.  Doctors notes, loan applications, notarized documents, local, state, or federal legislation – we’ll cover all your signing needs.

Our patented tracing-from-internet-searches-on-the-dark-web technology gives us access to copy any name that’s ever been signed.  No ID required.  No questions asked.  For the low, low price of $96.57 per letter, your cocktail-napkin contract can be made an official executive order.  Call now!

UPDATE:  Banner Sign Co. has discontinued signature forgery services due to ethical concerns raised by the law.  Happy April Fools’ Day.

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